Bah!

I have a friend who's making me feel uncomfortable.

I want to grab this person by the shoulders and say "Too much information! Focus on what's important! Seriously!" This would possibly followed by a back-of-the-head smack.

But.

This would most definitely unleash a gigantic can of whoop-butt on me. We're talking cracker jacks/grape nuts craziness reaction.

So, I just shake my head privately and smile and nod publicly.

Let's hope this plan works and my secret disbelief is not revealed.