Bob: I got us free opera tickets for tomorrow from a coworker.
Me: Oh that's great! I didn't feel like spending that money.
Bob: Well, I would have spent that money and gone with you had I remembered it and not been distracted.
Me: You were distracted? By what?
Bob: By you.
Me: By ME???
Bob: Yes, you and that bump. VERY distracting. Made me forget about the opera. I think it's part of your overall plan to make me not spend money. Distract Bob with the baby bump!!
Madras High School Tiny House
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