My Old Man.

The other day, I was driving and Bob was sitting in the passenger seat, reading the local newspaper. Here's our conversation:

Bob: See, now that's just not fair.

Me: What isn't?
Bob: There are so many cool activities at the Campbell Center.

(note: The Campbell Center is a community center, but most often frequented by senior citizens)

Me: Um,... oh? (trying to not grin)

Bob: Yes. Pinochle. Bridge. Mahjong. I have to work, and I'm about 40 years below their average attendee.

Me: (Silence, raising one eyebrow at Bob, trying not to giggle)

Bob: Yes, I know. It's just not fair. I should have been born 65.