Me: (after mentioning the netting of $15M from the wedding) So yea, Kim Kardashian, divorced. 72 days.
Bob: *Rolls eyes.*
Me: I mean, marriage isn't always easy. You're two different people and won't always get along. But, sometimes, you just have to admit to the other one that he does, indeed, have better hair.
Bob: There is total truth to this. Total.