My in-laws sent me, amongst other presents, a Home Depot gift card that came with its own little apron. The only members of our menagerie this would fit were the chickens... and KFC was the closest hen when I opened the coop door tonight.
Note that Fluffbutt is a bit jealous. She wants one too. Please feel free to email me and I'll give you our address so you can send a gift card for her to wear too. :)