Monday, February 16, 2009

The whole wedding industry is disgusting

Seriously. These people prey on your commitment to a nice day. Just for fun, I looked online at how much garter belts cost. Do I plan to wear one? I dunno. But you're obligated to do the funny bit where the guys fall all over themselves when it's thrown, right? Dang, they're expensive! A small bit of elastic, maybe some lace, maybe some satin. Brava, done. And what, they're $25+ !??? Seriously. I doubt that guys out there are not as wedding-excited as girls.

A girl catches a bouquet and she'll save it. Probably as a reminder that she was thrilled ot be the center of attention or something. But does a guy save a garter belt he catches? More likely his GIRLFRIEND at the time will display it prominently as a constant reminder that it is somehow indicative that he must propose soon.

I really don't want or need something else that I will be making for this wedding, but the prohibitive cost of the garter belt, coupled with the likely "oh whoop dee doo" sentiment from the guy who catches it... I think I might just make it.

Ugh. Wedding people are scammers. I should start a business to show people how to deal with wedding leeches who want to take all your money.

2 comments:

  1. wedding people are serious scammers. and so much of the stuff, as you are finding, can be made so much more cheaply yourself. i made all our programs, announcements, guest book, and favors for super cheap.

    i wore a garter belt, not so much because i wanted to but because brian thought we "should" do the garter toss. all the guys stepped aside, because none of them wanted to catch it. it depends on the guys, i guess. i did not make mine, i can't remember where we got it. my mother or mil might have picked it up cheap somewhere.

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  2. Ha-- they had one at the 99c store, but that sorta felt weird. I don't mind buying from there, but buying something liek a garter belt from there sorta seems wrong, you know?

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