There is pizza in the kitchen...

"There is Pizza in the Kitchen"

There is yummy pizza in the firm kitchen
It is so calling out to me
But if I go and get some
My thighs thinner will not be.

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So I am sitting in my office
At my computer do I stare
My door is closed and heater on
I'm pretending pizza is not there.

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But the pizza, it calls to me
Oh the pizza, it's so good and smellies!
But to give myself a treat that's not pizza
I have a diet dr. pepper and 10 jelly bellies.

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Pizza I won't give into you!
I finally am getting more room in my pants!
So, I will sit here in my office
With my jelly bellies, dr pepper, and ENDURANCE!