Me: Hey Omala! I have a riddle for ya.
Oma: Oh ya?
Me: Yup. So, you've heard it's hot up here right? It's 101 outside right now.
Oma: Yes. Oh it's hot down here too.
Me: Right, but everyone has AC down there, so here you have to improvise, you know?
Oma: Oh yes.
Me: So. Here's the riddle: You know it's hot when....
Oma: YOU STAY INDOORS!
Me: Nope. Not many folks have AC here.
Oma: Hmm. What then?
Me: When your husband tells you he needs a change of clothes!
Oma: Oh wow! It must be hot.
Me: Oh, I'm not finished.
Oma: No?! What else?
Me: You know it's hot when your husband needs a change of clothes, and he takes those change of clothes and puts them... IN THE FREEZER!!
Me: Yup. In the freezer. He froze his clothes. So they'd be cold when he put them on.
I haven't heard her laugh that much in years. Cackled. She thinks B is awesome. So do I. And genius.